XxxxxxCelebrity-Jokesxxxxxxx? A boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman. The priest decides that the boy and answers that God is both teasing. The boy then asks if God is black or white. Also here is the answer. The next question is God gay or straight. Once again the answer. The boy asks his father, is God Michael Jackson? A man walked into the woods and came to a house where the walls were covered with clocks. He asked the woman who belongs to the hut, were what everybody watches. She replied that everyone in the world, a clock, and each time was a lie your clock by a second. He saw a clock, and barely moved when he realized he said it was that it was Mother Teresa. Then he asked where Bill Clinton was Clock. The woman said, were in the kitchen, she as a ceiling fan Question: How come Mike Tyson's eyes ' s water during sex? A. Mace Lindsay Lohan calls Delta Airlines and asks: Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City? The agent replies, just a minute ... Thank you, Lindsay Lohan says, and hangs up. Paris Hilton, of money and down on her luck after buying air a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise money, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground attack, happened to be a child, took her behind a building and told her, you've kidnapped. She then wrote a big note, I've kidnapped your child. Tomorrow morning, put $ 10,000 into a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, Paris. Paris Hilton then pinned the note for the kids shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. Checked the next morning Paris, and in fact, a bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. Paris Hilton looked in the bag and found the $ 10,000 with a note that so, how could you do to a fellow blonde?
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